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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:09
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Mark Hughes: Mercedes can disrupt McLaren-Verstappen fight - The Race
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
No go.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Do you agree with Michael Moore that Donald Trump is "toast" in a political comeback?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Marchand, Bennett, Ekblad want to remain with Panthers, aim for Stanley Cup 3-peat - NHL.com
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
NASA robot for drilling on icy moons tested on Alaskan glacier - Ars Technica
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Users Are Leaving Google Drive for This 2TB Cloud Plan - PCMag
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
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Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
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